Akka Wakka,
Mikka Makka moo!
Makka Pakka,
Appa yakka,
Ikka akka, ooo
Hum dum,
Agga pang,
Ing, ang, ooo
Makka Pakka,
Akka wakka,
Mikka Makka moo!
(for those of you aren't in with the 3-year old in-crowd, point your mouse towards cbeebies, In the Night Garden. The only consolation that I have when being forced to watch this drivel is that my ears are at least cossetted by the dulcet tones of Derek Jacobi, who has kindly taken on the role of narrator).